BODY DOUBLE HURTS ME

It was lunch time in school and it was time for us to go through our normal routine, go under the tree and play like our life depends on it.

So after doing the whole ten ten, tinko tinko, suwe, football and all we decided it was time to play with our stones (dunno wat that game is called again)

It was time for me to throw my stones up and catch one on the floor at the same time without touching the other stones on the floor and i did it perfectly well but Latifat tot otherwise.

You are out of the game was the next thing i heard from Latifat's mouth and i was shocked asking her who she was talking to she responded by saying me... I smiled and told her no dat maybe she wasn't watching even my other friends confirmed it but she disagreed and since she was the strongest of us all my other friends decided to stay out of the coming trouble.

I was too angry to think straight and i started exchanging words with her before i knew it she slapped me and the fight began. 

At the end of the day i went home wit a swollen face and a bleeding nose

The next day i came to school with my mum who made sure Latifat got the punishment she deserved and i got all the hype in school for bringing in my mum to deal with the famous strong girl of my class but then i tot wat does it profit a man to get all the hype while body double hurts real bad...SMH

Bigger World Better Place

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So schooling here wasn't that bad like i tot....

Made lots of friends, was getting exposed to the normal school life...

Got to know all the school areas like the carnal, vally, lafro school 2...

Had lots of admirers, even my senoirs won't let me be...

I was like a charm then cos i was obviously still slim and every thing was still normal...

Met with my old primary school mates who were posted to the school too and life became a better place again...

So one day my friends and i decided to get too playful and we went jumping the carnal, i couldn't join in the task cos leg too damn short...

Stood aside watching them do their thing and the next thing i know Risi is about jumping and down she went into the carnal....

Everyone started laughing and shouting and i join them in d laughter...

Who would have tot the long legged Risi of all could become an object of ridicule...

It was crazy funny she decided not to talk to us all dat day and we allowed her enjoy her silence...

So long legged isn't all long after all.... Lmfao!!!

A BIGGER WORLD

So am here with my mum and sister looking at lots of faces for the first time. I was so scared to my bone and a tot came to ma head... this is a living hell.


I and my sis were just taken away from our private secondary school of about 200 students to a new public school where we were posted to of after our common entrance exam. The students there were over 5,000 lots of faces, lots of noise, lots of touts, lots of lecturers, suddenly the world became a scary place to me.


So my mum dropped us off and went away with the promise of coming back to pick us after close of school. My sister was taken to her classroom and me mine, on getting to my class the first welcome i got was a loud laugh... Apparently my outfit looked funny to them... I had on a ball dress and a panty hose and dat had them laughing like i had their granny under ma dress, this alone got me so upset i was praying for the day to come to an end.


As the day went by i got relaxed and got to realize this big scary place and people don't bite after all, and so i got interactive in class and i was one of the best student in the class..


Why won't i be when i just got transferred from a private school and my brain was still as fresh as ever!


So mum came back and found me smiling and she was like i can see u enjoyed your new school and i smiled not knowing this was just the beginning of a sweet experience i'll never ever forget.